Golf Tripping ::: Show Trip

The Ridge at CopperPoint (Link)
Invemere British Columbia
Jun/26/2016

Notable Moments

The majority of the group was nursing injuries from the CRUD games the night before (Doug and Scott the victors). Seized calf, bad back, two smashed feet and everyone else had headaches.
There was a close call with a deer on the way to the course, but due to Scott's high pitched screams, the crisis was averted.
Doug hit a grasshopper on a putt, numerous arguments and accusations ensued, the grasshopper remains unaccounted for his side of the story.
Andy wasn't allowed to use to use his luge. Him hauling it all the way from Edmonton was a total waste.
Scott and Brad purposefully hit their drives into the next fairway for a better look at the green.
7 simultaneously missed putts on 18, it might be time to pack this trip in.

CopperPoint Golf Course (Link)
Invemere British Columbia
Jun/27/2016

Notable Moments

Chad Williams, abducted by aliens before leaving for the golf course, harness attached, news at 10.
Scott Gordon - attacked by Ants, news at 11.
So people were relatively healed up from earlier, except for Andy, who's "Bad Back" caused the breakage of his driver. This will cost his family approx. 300$.
Shut Up!!! Jason Decker showed up to golf this course!!! Though shooting a 200+ round, he still hung in there to provide the group with numerous exclamation marks!!! Did he golf well???!!! NO!!! Some would say he didn't even show up to play...!!!...!!!...!!!and so on...seriously...this is how Joe texts...!!!???!!!

Riverside Golf Course (Link)
Fairmont Hot Springs British Columbia
Jun/27/2016

Notable Moments

Trying to shake off a terrible first round at CopperPoint, Curtis changes clothes between rounds...who is this new colourfully dressed golfer??? Oh...its just Curtis - pulling to the left as usual.
Scott Gordon shoots super human score at Riverside Golf Course, news at 12?
Scott Gordon tests positive for Ants Super Human Endorsing Steroids, title stripped. News at 13...we are not a smart news organization.
Ding - Dong - OR Smash - Donk - Curtis Russell arouses entire family vacationing at Fairmont Riverside Golf Course.
Andy Brad Chad Doug...the ABCD dream team...or nightmares...depending on how you look at it.

Eagle Ranch Golf Course (Link)
Invermere British Columbia
Jun/28/2016

Notable Moments

Andy and Dax pushing the cart when Dax drove it out of bounds, or at least that's what they said...there was some grunting in a secluded area, you decide.

Mountainside Golf Course (Link)
Fairmont Hot Springs British Columbia
Jun/28/2016

Notable Moments

2 rounds of golf in +30, what could be better?
Scott and Chad won skins on Mountainside...for no money...maybe we should have talked about that going in?
Doug's attempt at drifting on the 18th saw Dax make an emergency exit out of the cart though he should be commended for not spilling his drink.
Doug's unorthodox course management skills led to great scores! Dax learned the difference between the driving ball and the green approach balls.

Greywolf Golf Course (Link)
Panorama Mountain Village British Columbia
Jun/29/2016

Notable Moments

Lots of Czechoslovakian imports working on this course apparently.
Chad lost his driver cover, all the kings horses and all the kings men...well...we just left it there.

Windermere Valley Golf Course (Link)
Windermere British Columbia
Jun/29/2016

Notable Moments

Impromptu golf course not on the original trip plan. The pro shop hung up on Andy when he tried to book a tee time but we showed them! Actually they were quite nice and I'm pretty sure Andy doesn't know how to use a cell phone.
3 vs. 3 winners take all best ball! The teams were set! The tension was high! The stakes were like super low...this is why we don't go to Vegas.
Curtis's massive drive to put it on the green in one on a par 4. His one straight drive of the trip and he made it count!
Dax tried to do a big drive and was immediately chastised by his teammates Andy and Scott that all shots have to go through them first, Dax is not allowed to shoot without asking.
Coming off of Andy's back massage and chiropractic appointments, I'm sure the masseuse / doctor would be thrilled to hear the motto for this course was "Crack the Back"
$5 each to the victors! Chad, Brad and Curtis! Next year lets do $5.50
Dax stole half of Brad's dinner, dick move Dax, dick move.

Radium Resort Course (Link)
Radium British Columbia
Jun/30/2016

Notable Moments

There should have been better scores on this course, but meh...
The marshal / starter asking us where he was on the course. One shouldn't drink on the job so early in the morning.

Radium Springs Course (Link)
Radium British Columbia
Jun/30/2016

Notable Moments

Scott's shot into the cul-de-sac had to have ruined at least one family vacation.
Brad found one of Curtis's Callaway Soccer balls on the 16th and even gave it back...so we know that Curtis at least went home with one of those balls.
Chad shot an amazing round...too bad about the 8 on number 1 but I'm sure Chad has some kind of earthquake or wind gust or family emergency excuse.

Images

And the lord did look upon Scott and sayeth Shank it my son	Bar shot 1, Chad is an idiot	Bar shot 2, Andy is an idiot	Brad wore vertical and horizontal stripes but damn he was comfortable	Chad's new hat used in attempt to draw Dax's attention away from his ass for once	Curtis always says that if your club is ahead of the ball, you are ahead of game!	Cyclops Dax, its how he putts so well	Dance Troupe move number five, the shimmy	It was like that when we signed it out
Joe and Scott hamming it up, oh YOU GUYS!!!	Joe putting in an appearance at Windemere Golf Club, this guy is carved out of wood	Pull yourself together Joe!	Scott after the ant attack OR just getting naked	So begins another terrible week at the cabin	The forest behind Dax grew and died and grew again while he was still setting up for his shot

2016, Cabin Fever Our hallowed return to Fairmont BC.